I amazes me: the Breasts are the damn brand new

So began the. Christmas, where we must put our play list with 'Last Christmas' and 'All I Want For Christmas' in a constant loop, bake kransekager with th

I amazes me: the Breasts are the damn brand new

So began the.

Christmas, where we must put our play list with 'Last Christmas' and 'All I Want For Christmas' in a constant loop, bake kransekager with the kids and have really good time to make the rice pudding for the little weird elf who has moved in under the stairs with his sleigh and miniaturepostkasse.

I get personally only heard the music. All gejlet to the goblin under the stairs was gone already after the first year, and I have never been able to bake.

I'm also not good to get the purchased gifts in time, and I end up therefore in the Tray d. 23. december, along with all the other losers who either can't get the logistics to hang together, despite the fact that we know the date each year and more in advance.

My children are only four and six years and want, therefore, a recorder and a card - but I can understand that the requirements for gifts are not just growing in price, but also the extent to which the children grow older. Playstation, iPhones and kayaks.

And then I come across young women on the web, who want new tits... By their parents!?

I even encountered begrudge the women who HAVE got new tits for my birthday present and christmas present... Of their parents.

I must not be the one who judge other women and their very specific ideals of the body - you must not bully and bodyshame. And I can, in fact, not bulls people who can't control their kontrolgen and absolutely need to bog their chemists naturlighedsfis down over us. But I may yet surprise me, when the fact surely is, that the tits, the girls go around with, well almost never been higher.

They are the damn brand new, when you are 18 or 22 years. So, on a practical level, I think it is just really a lot of money to pay for something, which is just in the start-20’s probably never been nicer and been better.

Then, so to get two children in 30's and let each of them nurse a half a year's time, then you should see mature tits.

Well, but it got me to think in creative paths. Even I am 165 cm high and have something reminiscent of a high middle-income, who rows for the big trip. I have have considered to wish me a pair of long legs.

Jesper Thomsen, who is the director of Unique Models, once told me that if I were to have a chance as a model, so it required not just a lifelong stay on a stairmaster, it also required that I was willing to take to f.ex. China and have broken both my legs, pulled them apart and let them grow together with the crushed bones and cartilage from the breach. And the treatment I could, in addition, well expect to get made at least two times.

to Think that someone actually undergo that kind of thing.

One could also wish for a halsløft, get mormorvingerne removed - or you could just be totally old school and want an expensive face cream without any proven effect.

however, I think I'm going with the experience of years - not the klimabevidste. Something with a flight to a big city. Something with really good food. And very much wine.

So do the breasts have to wait until next year.

Ditte Okman

Ditte Okman is the radio host of the popular B. T.-podcast 'What we are talking about', where each week she turns kendissladderen with a panel of big personalities. In addition, she is the mother of two, debater, and author of the book 'Thin and rich'.

Updated Date: 07 December 2019, 10:00

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