Hey Mr Parkinson! Today I am writing to you to finally clarify life together under my roof.

They crept into my upstairs room many years ago and initially completely unnoticed. It was only gradually, through various abnormalities, that I began to suspect that something was not going right in my house.

In the meantime, your presence can no longer be overlooked and the neurologists, specialists in house piracy, have determined your trace and identity. So now I know your name and can address you directly. Her unpleasant habits, which at first only hit my voice, bother me more and more.

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